Oh dear, here he comes, my new Fitness Coach and he seems not to be in a very good mood. Well, it' is only 08.00 am... gosh, haven't I got anything better to do at this time of the day?
Let's do some hurdle... just imagin the hurdles if you haven't got any at hand.
And keep posture, please, that's important.
"Nicht jammern, Mädel, klettern!"
"Do I have to do this too, Noah? I have never been good in climbing poles."
"Don't whine, just do it!"
Make yourself as long as you can...
and then aaaargh... pull up. It's easy, look at me.
Don't forget the stretching.
Death leap! Yeah!
A short sprint.
Caught! Instead of doing some sports with us, Gandalf keeps munching. How dare he!
Es folgt eine eingehende Diskussion mit der Jury, dem Frosch.
" Jury, sollen wir ihn disqualifizieren?"
"Main bien sûr, das geht gar nüscht."
Noah had a serious discussion with the frog, who is the referee.
"Referee, what do you think. Do we disqualify him?"
"Main bien sûr, this is absolütely nod allowed."
Let's keep going with "cliff" jumping.
Bring yourself into position...
... and again keep watching your posture.
Well, the cliff jumpers from Acapulco couldn't do better... and those wimps do need water below them... tse.
Now let's continue with some ground exercises.
The arms have to be trained too.
A perfect ground role.
"Ja, ich sag's immer Sport ist Mord... aber mir wolltest Du ja nicht glauben, Noah."
"Yes, I told you before, Noah, that sport is not healthy... but you wouldn't listen to me."
I catch you, I catch you...
And then let's get to the final! Drum-roll, please!
Ouuuu.... I guess, I'm going to fall.
This sport nutrition... really, this isn't for me...
... buäääh... really, this is a no go.
"Wie wär's mit Chefgärtner?"
"Nö, zu anstrengend... aber Blümchenbewacher, jawohl, ich hab meine Berufung gefunden."
"Sorry, but I guess, Fitness coach isn't my profession. Let me think of something else..."
"How about headgardener?"
"No, too exhausting... but I know it now: I'll become a flower bodyguard. Yes, this is it!"
So, Ihr Lieben, ich bin ganz geschafft von dem heutigen Fitnesstraining und such mir nun ein gemütliches Sofa, das sich nicht wehrt, wenn ich die Füsse hochlege. Habt ein gemütliches Wochenende!
Bärbel, this is for you, that you understand what I mean, when I talk about my chaotic garden.
Okay, I'm completely worn out by this fitness programme Noah made for me... so I'm looking for a comfortable sofa, which won't complain, when I put my tired legs on it. Have a cozy weekend.
En liebe Gruess / Take care